8-bit Duane, that's my name I'm in a different band now but that's okay Tell the princess that I'm on my way, Oh, wait Danger Dave, this ain't a video game Real life Torjam and Earl Somebody call superman, we're taking over the world I'm going to hit you in the face with my transformers thermos then I'm going to feed you peanuts just in case you're allergic Don't be nervous, I don't want to get detention I only talk like that for attention Either way, I'm going to break out and kill this track every time I grab the microphone, I'm gonna attack it like... Just like a punch to the face, put my cape on and fly through space you need to double tap those dudes just in case that ain't a zombie that's a crack head at a circle K Chorus: Dance to the rhythm... Dance, Dance, to the rhythm If you ain't got your dancing shoes then go get em' Where's dave? I think a vampire bit him If I see him Imma hit em Say jump to the beat Jump, jump to the beat Doing crazy things just to move your feet Tell Duane I just stole a seat front row at the show man Isn't it sweet Danger Dave is the name of the game kind of like ET but I'm not that lame at least I think, think, think thought, thought Ain't met a Pokemon I haven't caught Ain't met a hero click that ain't been bought Aint met a sensei that ain't been taught How to kung fu like I'm bout to do My favorite color's green, how about you? We'll mines blue That's still cool, Imma still trade my lunch with you after school we'll go to my crib and play with my gobot collection Chorus - Out

Chrous: Run for your life Make your way out the city Here come the one and the only werebeaver Where are we going, we've got to get out make our way out of the city right now the sky has turned red and the fire rains down at the site of his evil like, beaver like mouth this aint a song it's a warning to ya' put down the mayonnaise and drop the tuna go and grab a couple of them beers out of the cooler this is the real shit it's not a koopa Jr This ain't Duane I'm an alien inside his Body With a message to the kids please stay away from the potty the minute you go poop, he'll snap and bite your wang off even if you're standing, don't get icky with the back talk Damn he broke the water, screw breaking the damn with a flap of his tail he'll take out Japan Shoot lasers at you, make his retinas Hey, quit staring Dave we've gotsta go Run for your life Make your way out the city Here come the one and the only werebeaver Armed to the teeth, with his teeth he'll take down a tree He's the one and the only werebeaver If seeing's believing than eye's are deceivers deceivers, or way to much smoke of the refer there's a really big beaver and he's busting a step leaving a trail of incest and death I'll take 10 deep breaths and I fuel the jet Call him snaggle tooth and exit, Uh Stage left I jump in the ride with DAZ at my side and flow that mofo, almost into a grind we're hitting these bumps straight into some jumps but that toothy little bastard man he's still keeping up he's about to attack when I figure that way in the back yo I think there's a mallot Duane you should grab that and give him a whack yo Dave, where's it at? look under the mags... Dude I'm not touching that You'd better jump in that stack or that little critters gonna have us for snacks Ah snap

Here's my song up in the club I don't get it but the party does turn it up and make some noise gotta to ill like the beastie boys Now dance... dance... dance... dance... Like you've got fire ants in your pants... dance It's always a party at the bro-bot show get your hair and make-up on and lets go The dance floor is rocking like a godzilla's stomping in because he heard us rocking the block and so much beer, you'll need a bro to drive to drive home but we don't though, we've got the Bro-bot yo' ladies I'm married you'd better behave puttin' this song up in your head for days my throat's going out I need a shot to save it so you'd better get ready for Dave When I hit the stage, these girlies go in a rave shouting out chants for Danger Dave Straight insane the way we rock Even your Granny is on our jock Red cup set to overflow Johnny Vegas and superman's yo ain't no party like a bro-bot party you know we the shit straight from the potty four loco slamming in the parking lot taking these shots till they call the cops bust inside and do more shots I'm slurring my words while I spit my game sound like a wookie, out of my brain so drink, drink dance, dance... Back in action in full effect, it ain't a banana my dicks erect High five's from the front to the back of the bar that's how dedicated to fans we are Got a brew in my hand 3 shots to go Danger Dave is going to call in sick tomorrow bumping it so loud the speakers will explode and kill everybody like the Great White show now burn... Ahhh... Burn... Ouch Sorry everybody, I've got a big mouth I'm gonna fill it with alcohol now If we're lucky my ass will pass out Sorry Dave, Long day Ready for a round 2, a case of brews All lit up and tipsy too... All lit up and tipsy too All lit up and tipsy too Making my way to where the drinks be at I'm looking for those nymphomaniacs me and my clique will drink you under a table me and my dick are willing and able to beast that beauty like it's a fable top of the game when I hit the spot ain't no stopping till the panties Come on girl give me one more shot I'm not Han Solo cause I don't shoot first doing shots trying to clench this thirst Call me DD but I ain't about driving Do the Robot...

Hey I'm sorry to complain, but this party just lacks a little sexy when I ain't in the room. Can you feel it dog? Man I glide into the room on strings and shit People looking up at me like WHOA that's one hell of an entrance and I'm like, "That's what the fuck I do." Dave is in the club, he's right behind me need to wear these sunglasses or his sexy will blind me I didn't even need to tell you that shit, but I went up to the DJ anyway and I was like... Hey, I'm sorry to complain but this party just lacks a little sexy when I ain't in the room can you feel it dog? Kicked in the back door like the lizard king administer quiminal hymnals I make sugar wall sing pooh bear baby lose my face in your honey pot my sons my best reference girls want to get what I've got I'm the type of cat, every kittens gotta scratch with her claws They'd better have one that looks like me because ladies love outlaws Hey, I'm sorry to complain but this party just lacks a little sexy when I ain't in the room. Can you feel it dog? It's Bro-Bot in the spot, it gets all kinds of hot perspiration from your thoughts leaving watery drop got my crew right beside me and you know what it's not Our sexy is so illogical, just ask Mr. Spock It's 8 dub in the club, with that bottle of bud Sexiness past 11 think I'm from heaven above but I am more of a devil when I develop a buzz place your bets on the table cause I aint even done and the second you come near you whisper naughty in my ear and before you drink your drink, you're ready to disappear So bring a few of your crew and I'll meet you in the rear Tell the DJ sorry for this party but we outta here Hey, I'm sorry to complain but this party just lacks a little sexy when I ain't in the room can you feel it dog?

Hopped outta bed and I slipped on Kyles shoes Kicked down the door and went down to floor 2 Greeted the Cop with a punch to the face Stole his gun out his holster and I walked away Whoops, I'm going the wrong way I need directions I think I'll call Dave so, I shot an old man and I grabbed his phone pressed the numbers on the keypad... Hello... Shut up Dave, hung up, I don't remember what I wanted I think I'm to take this police car, and lit the chronic coincidentally drove it into the zoo now I'm riding in the pouch of a kangaroo Hopalopin as I'm swiping away you'd better keep your mouth closed if you've got something to say my computers overheating I'm not going to pay, I've been torrenting cool whips albums all day People say that I'm a criminal But I think people are trivial so I'm gonna keep on doing my crimes any day any way I'm going to take it it's mine there ain't no needing when I take what I want and after I have it, you know I'm going to flaunt it I'll tell you this much is true I do what I want and I want what I do (Verse stolen by Danger Dave) Well it's good times and good crimes baby If I see something I want I'm going to be making it mine, yeah You can call me Scott Bayo cause I'm Charles in charge I'm max sexy super slick in my invisible car, yeah yeah People say that I'm a criminal But I think people are trivial so I'm gonna keep on doing my crimes any day any way I'm going to take it it's mine there ain't no needing when I take what I want and after I have it, you know I'm going to flaunt it I'll tell you this much is true I do what I want and I want what I do